Subtotal:

$12

Elon Musk tax:

$74.99

$86.99

Twitter + Hulu + Netflix + Paramount+ + Disney+ Subscription:

$800

$886.99

Bill Gates Windows 9 Fee:

$299.99

$1187.98

Nostalgia Interests Tax

$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Total: $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001186.98